Thursday Thirteen

13 Snappy Comebacks

 

1.   Oh yeah, like a frog needs a wetsuit.
2.   Great.  Can I at least get fries with that?
3.   I can’t help it. It’s hereditary.
4.   Maybe so, but that’s not what your mother said.
5.   1  800  GET LOST
6.   Shouldn’t you at least take me out to dinner first?
7.   Yeah, but bigger…much bigger.
8.   Whaddya mean “we”, Tubby?
9.   I think there’s an App for that.
10.   Well it may be dead, but it ain’t stopped smellin!
11.   I used to think that too, but then I grew up.
12.  You know you’re not in Kansas anymore, right?
13.  Oh no, I’ve always thought of mucus as relationship cement. Really.

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