Can I Get That With Bacon?
Okay, I’m officially FED UP with all this useless yakety-yak about how hot it is. It’s hot. Let’s all get over it and shut the hell up. It won’t be hot forever; pretty soon we’ll all be bitching about the snow.
And could we PLEASE stop frying eggs on sidewalks for the local news and weather reports? For one thing, it makes them gritty and unappetizing. And if we’ve got that many extra eggs, maybe we could package them up & send them off to Somalia or–gasp–some free food program right here in America.
Maybe instead of frying up all those sidewalk omelettes and cursing the weather, we should count our blessings: the sun’s about 93 million miles away. And winter’s just around the corner.
Call Me Cate is patiently waiting for you to have your own six-word say at: SHOW MY FACE