I used to be a stripper. Maybe you didn’t know that. It was a looooong time ago. I kept my clothes on, though, while I was busy stripping copper-plated circuit boards in tubs of bubbling acid to help put myself through college.
I just received my Contributor Copy of 100 Lives from Pure Slush Books, edited & published by Matt Potter, which collects 100 stories (50 poems, 50 prose) from authors who have a life story (their own or someone else’s) worth sharing. It’s a wonderful volume, and I’m grateful for inclusion.
Here’s my meager contribution:
I Used To Be A Stripper
Three nights a week, midnight
to eight-ish (though I always
did my best to disappear briefly
on my 4:20 smoke break, and to
vanish altogether long before
the end of my shift arrived).
But at least I always got paid;
always earned the exact same
paltry pittance no matter how
much or little of myself I left
out there on the floor, no matter
if anyone was watching or not.
Stripping requires acid. I remember
I always showed up on time and
they always had my acid waiting.
I remember that when I was done
—hours and hours after my shift—
the acid just kept on working.
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A fascinating tale, even without the innuendo.
Congratulations ….from stripper to santa 🙂
I enjoy all the snippets of autobiographical detail in your anecdotes and poems, Ron. Congratulations on having your poem included in 100 Lives.
I am sure most of us could reminisce of our first jobs and how glad we didn’t stay there for long…but not as risky as yours!
CONGRATULATIONS Ron
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much love…
Well done… you are a master at subtle!
Love this twist and the acid keeps working is an intriguing close! I used to be a hat checker, wonder what I can make of that.
hehe! thought it was something naughty!
i don’t like to miss my smoke break too.
Well, that’s an interesting one! Without your explanation one would surely read it differently! Is your explanation in the book? I can just imagine what readers envision if not! Even the acid can be explained!
The gossip in me immediately poised for a good seat in the theatre at first glance of your first statement, hahah! Congratulations on inclusion to 100 Lives.
What a unique stripping history! Thanks for sharing it with us, Ron!
Wordplay is a wonderful thing. The same goes for the tale the poem tells. What a wondrous slice of life.
Fun poem. I enjoyed it. I used to be so many things. It would take up a page.
Nothing meager here …. I loved reading your poem and congrats on being part of something wonderfully entertaining {I am quite certain.}
A fun poem 🙂
Are you sure that you “used to be” a stripper?