Thirteen Economic Indicators

1.    ~~Triple Baconator Deluxe Combo~~    Jr Happy Meal
2.    “Yes, I know my car’s 6,000 mile overdue for an oil change.”
3.    ~~Heineken~~    Miller Lite
4.    ~~Ambassador Hotel~~    Motel 6
5.    ~~Sundrenched Cruise Ship~~    Torchlit patio party
6.    Him: “Hey, Mister! Ya got any spare change?” Me: [“..…”]
7.    ~~Thanks for your generous donation.~~    Past Due. Remit Immediately!
8.    ~~Hummer~~    Hyundai
9.   “No sir, I don’t believe that my MBA overqualifies me for this particular part-time job at Pizza Hut because….
10.  ~~Front Row, Center, Broadway~~    Back seat, drive-in movie
11.   ~~Baked Alaska~~    canned fruit cocktail
12.   ~~Paris~~    Paducah
13.   ~~Forest Lawn~~    Potter’s Field

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(You, too, probably have a 13 deep inside you, itching and scratching to get out. Best outlet? THURSDAY THIRTEEN!)

5 thoughts on “Thursday Thirteen”

Yikes. Unfortunately, that’s the way it is for far too many people these days.

ha ha- good one. I’ve been to Paducah (driving through and stopped for lunch on many occasions)

Enjoy your day!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2011/06/ever-eat-the-pizza-hut-triple-meat-italiano/

Oh, wow. Funny and a bit scary because it rings true for many of us. T

I like your list – I see a lot of me in it! Its funny too becaus I was just doing the grocery list and changed the steaks to hamburger! You must be psychic…wouldn’t that be cool? Then you could get a TV show and maybe get some of your original list back 🙂 he-he! Thank you for making me smile.
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