Forbidden Fruit
Having completed the requisite fast,
half an hour before the procedure
he swallows a single frozen blueberry
just to freak out the colonoscope.
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Scrambled, Not Fried 
Ha! I chewed on a red melatonin gummy the night before mine and thought, “Damn!” Oh, well.
You had me cringing there Ron… I am happy every day I don’t have to have a colonscope
hahah! Love this!
Just the one frozen blueberry causes mayhem! I have had several colonoscopies but always in hospital – no opportunity of sneaking a blueberry in. 😊
🙂
You were determined to give those technicians something to perk up their day? Curious (if this is actual vs wishful) whether it was noticed … what might one get away with by almost following rules?!
Okay….you made me laugh out loud! And my husband just walked in the door and I read this aloud to him. LOVE it! And HATE colonoscopies!
Hehe, that’s blue bowels, right? 😉
My guffaws filled the room!! I had to share with my “roommates” lest they think I’d gone bonkers.
that will give the camera a blue hue. made me smile
What a sense of humour, Ron!
I “cheated” by accident and they never noticed…perhaps I picked the wrong color. (K)
Love it! Made me chuckle the villain laugh.
👏👏 the plot thickens with one blueberry ✨
haha – that made me laugh – I do enjoy blueberries though.
Hey! Playing catch up here — not online so much these days. Hope all went well!
dude. lol ~
Thanks for the laugh Ron. I hope the colonoscopy people were duly freaked out!
Ha
I was thinking of slapping the thumbs-up emoji here, but then I thought … maybe not.
I have never had a colonoscopy Ron. Had the poop smear procedure and a 1/2 scope – but my depths have not be spelunked. Now I fear the general anesthetic at age 74, and my generally decrepit health. Besides, I am already dying from heart failure, arterial sclerosis, and diabetes — what’s one more. Can’t live forever. This poem is a hoot! 🙂😉
Very amusing!! Thanks for a chuckle!
I laughed out loud! Until I remembered that I need to schedule mine.
A foreign body floating in inner space.
This sounds like a true story to me. One that gets told over dinner…