Thursday Thirteen

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Art Credit: Things In Squares

13 Lame Excuses

1. S/He forgot to remind me.

2. S/He was running his/her mouth.

3. “No way”? Oh! I thought you said, “Okay.”

4. I did; but I lost it.

5. Everybody else did.

6. I thought they were mine.

7. I didn’t know I was loaded.

8. The dog musta done it.

9. It never happened like that before.

10. I don’t know how it got there, Officer.

11. None of the other girls ever complained.

12. I figured that just one wouldn’t hurt.

13. Yeah, but I was just waiting for, um…

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There is no excuse. Visit the New Thursday 13…or else
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7 thoughts on “Thursday Thirteen

  1. I like #3 and was waiting for the dog excuse. When I was a kid I would try to get out of chores by saying ‘I don’t know how to do that.’

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