Some parts of this story don’t make any sense.
Some parts of the beginning of this story,
shrouded in ambiguity and
lost in unintended double entendre,
do not seem to follow.
In certain paragraphs of this story,
obfuscation and verisimilitude;
before this story concludes,
will share its throne with
relentless, tedious verbosity
and puerile flights of fancy.
By all means, gentle reader, read on.