She’d done an online bedbug check
of the budget motel he’d booked
and it had come up clean, but
she made him promise to double check
upon arrival anyway. She’d also
packed him a large plastic bag
to keep all –(all!)– of his stuff in 
just in case.
……………….Upon arrival, he’d
dutifully hung up his few clothes,
checked the toilet for crap stains
and the shower for pubic hair,
turned down the bedspread and
un-tucked the sheets for a
visual inspection.
……………………Satisfied that all
was well, he grabbed the remote,
licked it, and settled in for Alex Trebek.

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