Stubbed Toe Causes Major Heart Attack
3:27 AM. I’ve been asleep for about an hour and a half. I’m having a dream that something bad has happened to My Beloved Sandra. Maybe a heart attack.
Suddenly there’s a crash and I’m jolted awake as she cries out in pain. I almost have a heart attack.
She’s been up. She’s used the bathroom. She’s stubbed her toe on her nightstand. She says, “I’m fine. I stubbed my toe,” climbs back into bed and drifts off almost instantly to sleep.
3:36 AM. I hit the “Start” button on the coffee machine like it’s some kind of defibrillator.
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