13 Lame Excuses
1) Yeah, I heard it too; I think it was the dog.
2) Blinker? What blinker?
3) You never actually used the word “loan”.
4) Somebody must have left it here by mistake.
5) Sorry; your phone keeps cutting out.
6) Yeah, I can smell it too; I think it’s the dog.
7) It was like that when I got here.
8) I didn’t say I read the directions; I said I saw them.
9) The Post Office must have lost it.
10) It should have been deposited automatically.
11) No one told me not to.
12) No, seriously; I think it was the dog.
13) But the guy at the store said these are just as good.
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