Thursday Thirteen

13 Lame Excuses

1) Yeah, I heard it too; I think it was the dog.

2) Blinker? What blinker?

3) You never actually used the word “loan”.

4) Somebody must have left it here by mistake.

5) Sorry; your phone keeps cutting out.

6) Yeah, I can smell it too; I think it’s the dog.

7) It was like that when I got here.

8) I didn’t say I read the directions; I said I saw them.

9) The Post Office must have lost it.

10) It should have been deposited automatically.

11) No one told me not to.

12) No, seriously; I think it was the dog.

13) But the guy at the store said these are just as good.

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