13 Potentially Regrettable Utterances

1. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
2. Well, maybe just one more.
3. Sounds good to me.
4. Yeah, but hers are (bigger/shinier/firmer/ tastier, etc.)
5. Whatever, Your Honor.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. Maybe.
9. Oh. I thought you said snowjob.
10. Hey, I’ll take your word for it.
11. No, I don’t mind cats.
12. Close enough.
13. Pay me back when you can.


At least 13 more good lists at: THURSDAY THIRTEEN.


9 thoughts on “THURSDAY THIRTEEN

  1. bwahahahaha
    written like a man who has experienced most if not all of the above. Im still giggling over “whatever, Your Honor”…

  2. I’ve uttered many of these, including number four (“his”, though, not “hers”), but never number five. Thank goodness for small favors.
    And yes, I’ve regretted a lot of them.

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