I Ain’t Votin’ For Ya, Bub
You know who you are. But just in case there’s any doubt, here are the three reasons why you’re not getting my vote:
The first reason is that I just can’t vote for anyone who regularly drops the final ‘g”, and says things like votin’ and passin’ laws and leadin’ the nation. I don’t care if that’s just how they say it where you come from, or if you do it just to adopt a fake homey affect. There’s a ‘g’. Learn to pronounce it. Failure to do so is a deal-breaker for me.
The second reason you won’t be gettin’ my vote is your determination that America will be better off if commerce, education, and energy are federally deregulated and handed over to businesses and the local governments they own.
And the third reason is, um….it’s…uhhh…wait a minute, wait a minute; it’s um…
You can’t speak your piece if you don’t show your face at SHOW MY FACE, where our friend Call Me Cate‘s awaitin’.