May I Make A Purchase, Please?
I have nothing against gambling–or gamblers, for that matter–in general. If you want to piss away your hard-earned paycheck on a low-probability scratch ticket, one or five or ten bucks at a clip, I figure that’s your business. And on the odd chance that you win something, if you want to funnel those winnings right back into even more losing tickets until you have nothing to show for your efforts, who am I to interfere with that? But could you please take a little break between binges and let someone else through before his paper porn queen gets any older and his ice cream melts?
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