13 Literary Near-Misses

 
1) Of Mice And Menses
2) How Green Was My Belly
3) Gone With The Wings
4) Animal Parm
5) Lord Of The Fries
6) Call Of The Mild
7) The Grapes Of Mirth
8) Mopey Dick
9) Less Of The Mohicans
10) A Farewell To Yarns
11) War And Peas
12) Slime And Punishment
13) Catheter In The Rye

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