15 Things I Try Not To Say Out Loud

25 May

1.   Lighten up, Grim Reaper.
2.  My, the robins are fat this year.
3.  Have you always wanted to be a cop?
4.  Here’s my theory of poetry.
5.  What do you mean, ‘crazy’?
6.  Can I borrow that?
7.  You’re going to need a bigger hammer.
8.  I bet you can order it online.
9.  Try the weed killer, maybe.
10. No. Supernatural.
11.  What else could it be?
12.  Sounds good just the way it is.
13.  Yeah, well, it’s rocket science to me.
14.  Wait. I’ll make a list.
15.  Seriously, dude; lighten up.

14 Responses to “15 Things I Try Not To Say Out Loud”

  1. Marianne May 25, 2010 at 3:45 pm #

    Great concept … love your list! I’m quite sure my husband wishes I would never say “Wait. I’ll make a list,” again!

  2. derrick2 May 25, 2010 at 5:15 pm #

    I think I would have to own up to No.6 but other than that I’m with you!

  3. Marie May 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm #

    Very very funny. We should all make such lists and try, too.

  4. charcoalgypsy May 25, 2010 at 7:39 pm #

    How fun! Loved your list! This was great! Thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Like, Derrick, I’m guilty of one (or two)…but I’m not saying which ones.
    :) Christina

  5. Dave Bonta May 25, 2010 at 9:27 pm #

    Great list! I love it.

  6. tillybud May 26, 2010 at 5:46 am #

    Love your list poem.

    http://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com

  7. SarahJ May 28, 2010 at 2:25 am #

    You could also try the killer weed. It may render all else unnecessary.

  8. vivinfrance May 28, 2010 at 8:45 am #

    The last one is one I should use to myself all the time!
    Loved the poem.

  9. Carol Britton May 29, 2010 at 12:48 am #

    Super great read. Honestly!

  10. Toni Clark June 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    Love it! I need to make a list, too.

    • Ron. June 2, 2010 at 4:51 am #

      Ah, the delightful Ms Clark. Thanks for stopping by & commenting on this meager work.

  11. Irene August 8, 2010 at 10:55 pm #

    Great tone Ron. What a great way to write about the “Grim” reaper.

  12. happyflowerwordzoo002 August 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm #

    Delightful, love the smartness of working in iconic statements and images.

  13. rob kistner August 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm #

    This is a wonderful bit of writing Ron, I could not stop smiling as I read it — I still got a stupid grin on…

    ,,,rob

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