15 Things I Try Not To Say Out Loud

1.   Lighten up, Grim Reaper.
2.  My, the robins are fat this year.
3.  Have you always wanted to be a cop?
4.  Here’s my theory of poetry.
5.  What do you mean, ‘crazy’?
6.  Can I borrow that?
7.  You’re going to need a bigger hammer.
8.  I bet you can order it online.
9.  Try the weed killer, maybe.
10. No. Supernatural.
11.  What else could it be?
12.  Sounds good just the way it is.
13.  Yeah, well, it’s rocket science to me.
14.  Wait. I’ll make a list.
15.  Seriously, dude; lighten up.

14 thoughts on “15 Things I Try Not To Say Out Loud

  1. How fun! Loved your list! This was great! Thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Like, Derrick, I’m guilty of one (or two)…but I’m not saying which ones.
    :) Christina

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